missingeharmony:

heybrittini:

judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

that’s the spirit

(Source: dutchster, via dorks-n-forks)

,,

I’d rather be in your bed.

6 word story (via rhymez)

(Source: fragmentallygirl, via forever)

guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

(Source: guy, via basedon-a-fakestory)

jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

(via relahvant)